| me: | i have a headache |
|---|---|
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | my back hurts |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | i failed a test |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | hitler killed the jews |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
i'm on a roller coaster that only goes up
2 weeks ago - 
6
6
2 weeks ago - 3
32 weeks ago - 9
9
| mum: | I got you CRACK! |
|---|---|
| me: | Really?! Wait, what? |
| mum: | I got you crack! |
| me: | Crack? What? |
| mum: | *pulls out box of nail polish* |
| mum: | Look, crack! |
| me: | OOOH. You mean shatter? It's shatter. |
omg i was like ‘STOP IT YOU’RE BREAKING MY LAPTOP SCREEN’
I HEAR THE TAPPING
(Source: brokenthimble, via kaebecka)
